...I'm not quite sure what to write here, but everyone who's going to read this knows me already so that's ok.
I'm 29, soon to be thirty... which is rather scary: I'm almost old. I'm gay and I live in Manchester. I work in a supermarket, it's not boring though, or at least not as boring as you might think. I like Doctor Who... which you know or will have guessed from all the daleks around.
... am stuck already.
Ha ha, yes I know. Look Stuart, I tried and now I'm tired so just fuck off.
Oh, no wait, I found this. It's a bit sad to hug yourself though which is why I don't have any.